1. 00:21 1st Aug 2012

    Notes: 1

    Tags: ashleigh brewerkate ramsayneighbourstweettwitterfamouscuteunfff

    So Ashleigh Brewer - aka Kate Ramsay from Neighbours - Tweeted me. And not for the first time.

    We’re practically best buds.

    And she’s so cute.

     

  2. 02:11 3rd Apr 2012

    Tags: twittertweet

    Everyone’s first Tweet:

    “omggg I don’t understand Twitter at alllll”

     

  3. 13:35 30th Sep 2011

    Notes: 5

    Tags: cardiffchip shopchipshahahahalolscreenshotsnoop doggtweetwtftwitterbizarre

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    This is by far the most bizarre tweet I’ve ever seen. “Yo my nizzle, can I get a bag of chizzle with extra salt and vizzle?”

    This is by far the most bizarre tweet I’ve ever seen.

    “Yo my nizzle, can I get a bag of chizzle with extra salt and vizzle?”

     

  4. 00:23 16th Mar 2011

    Tags: Charlie Sheengiftwittertweetnot winningalberto del riomehdon't care

    Last week or so I started following Charlie Sheen on Twitter. If I’m honest I have no idea why, I haven’t paid attention to a single tweet he’s made.

    NOT WINNING.

     

  5. 19:12 2nd Mar 2011

    Tags: for fucks sakefriendstweettwitterwhy bothersarcasm

    You know how I said last week before going out, the one guy who has sort of gone AWOL apart from random Tweets here and there? And that he said he’ll probably come out as he already had invitation to go out? But then on the day he bitched out, but said “if you’re doing something next week”?

    Well, I couldn’t fucked texting him, so I sent him a Tweet earlier today.

    • ME: friday/saturday?
      (I mean surely this would sort of suffice as a general enquiry?)
    • HIM: what about them?
      (oh for fucks sake)
    • ME: out?
      (again, surely would suffice as a general enquiry to a stupid question?)
    • HIM: What you got planned?

    Just… arrgghhhh. I thought we’d go horse-back riding. On a bouncy castle. In ball-gowns. On the fucking moon.

    The last one was sent a second before I started this post, so he’s clearly on his computer now. But fuck it. I’ll stick to tweeting. I can’t be fucked.