1. A few weeks ago my mum finally got her own email address - as opposed to asking me every now and then what dad’s email address was when she wanted to order something and I don’t know because I don’t need to email my dad.)

    Today she added me on Google+. And then left me a message. And by message I mean left a comment on a Kurt Angle painting I shared on November 12th (the last time I used G+) saying “I’ve added you but don’t worry I’ve not added your friends like it suggested”.

    Considering how little I use G+ and how much of a ghost town it is, I don’t think I’d care if she did.

     
  2. rockabillphil:

    One of these days at work…

    PC Load Letter? The fuck does that mean…

     
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    awesomephilia:

Want to have some fun at school or work? Try taping this on the printer. (via)

    awesomephilia:

    Want to have some fun at school or work? Try taping this on the printer. (via)

     
  4. goaheadsurpriseme:

    I just dropped my phone down three flights of stairs and it survived.
    iPhones are clearly indestructible.

    Woah, that’s a first: an iPhone being subjected to a force greater than a finger press or sneeze or light breeze and not shattering!

     
  5. This was a text Brian sent me at 2am on New Year’s Day.

    This was a text Brian sent me at 2am on New Year’s Day.

     
  6. Bwahahaha. Man, I wish I had a kid called Isosceles.

    Bwahahaha. Man, I wish I had a kid called Isosceles.

     
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    Also given to me by the work experience company as a thank you. Uhh, yeah.

    Also given to me by the work experience company as a thank you. Uhh, yeah.

     
  8. Star Wars: Episodes 7, 8 & 9?!

     
  9. Probably.

    Probably.

    (Source: stairwaytopizza)

     
  10. I don’t know why this is so hilarious, but it is.

    I don’t know why this is so hilarious, but it is.

     
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    There were a bunch of guys in Metros last night wearing vests and they looked like the cast of The OC.
So we rolled up out sleeves too.

    There were a bunch of guys in Metros last night wearing vests and they looked like the cast of The OC.

    So we rolled up out sleeves too.

     
  12. I hate that this is actually me.
Just replace “the bus” with “mostly everywhere”.

    I hate that this is actually me.

    Just replace “the bus” with “mostly everywhere”.

    (Source: planneddisguises)

     
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    I forgot I changed my Facebook cover photo before dinner…

    I forgot I changed my Facebook cover photo before dinner…

     
  14. wrasslormonkey:

A Double: Pushing the boundries

    wrasslormonkey:

    A Double: Pushing the boundries

     
  15. There’s a forum I frequent, and one of the guys on it is one of the funniest people I’ve ever seen type (yeah I said that). Anyway, one night whilst drunk (well, several nights, this happens a lot), he decided to post his drunken ramblings on what he thinks about several members. Here’s what he said about me:

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