Luck/Less

Google announce Google Nose, the all new smell search.

Youtube announce the end of Youtube because they’re going to watch every video and announce the winner of Best Video Ever in ten years.

Apple announce they still hate fun.

goaheadsurpriseme:

I just dropped my phone down three flights of stairs and it survived.
iPhones are clearly indestructible.

Woah, that’s a first: an iPhone being subjected to a force greater than a finger press or sneeze or light breeze and not shattering!

I’m the kind of guy who when they see a hot girl post a self-shot picture of themselves in the mirror, I take a moment to try and see what phone they have.

When I opened iTunes and it informed me that version 11 is out and I can download it, I assumed clicking ‘yes’ would in fact download and update it for me within the program.

Not send me to their website to download the 83mb setup.exe separately.

Fucking Apple, this is 2012 man.

“Would you like to update Apple Quicktime?: Yes/No”

There is a distinct lack of a “begrudgingly” choice.

Means I get to avoid all of Apple iPhone 5 spam from ignorants who will blindly love it just because its Apple.

Now there is no reason to own an iPhone any more!

So far, I am following 4 people, and one of them is pornstar Jayden James. This can only go fantastically.

I don’t doubt that this Kony fellow is a horrible man and the things that are going on are horrible, but watching that video still leaves me with the overwhelming attitude of “FUCK YEAH WE’RE ‘MURICA WE’LL GET HIM BECAUSE USA! USA! GREATEST COUNTRY ON GOD’S GREEN EARTH YEAH!”.

I remember reading about the Lord’s Resistance Army within the last few months, because late last year a film called Machine Gun Preacher*, staring Gerard Butler, was released (I didn’t realise it was released yet personally, but it apparently had a ‘limited release’) and it deals with this exact same subject. It’s a biopic regarding an American biker who goes to Africa and sees the atrocities and decides to do something about it. It deals with the LRA, not a fictional force. The only difference is is that it deals with Sudanese orphans instead of Kony specifically. Call me cynical, but how come these two things happen within 6 months of each other?

Besides that, the film has gone viral the day that Apple are going to announce their new!!! (insert joke here) iPad. I’m not saying that these thing’s are intertwined by any means, just an unfortunate coincidence. I’m just saying that in a few days when the heat dies down on Kony, everyone is going to be fapping over the iPad. Again call me a pessimistic twat, and yes we all know I hate Apple and think they’re an evil company (although I doubt as evil as the LRA), but sadly you know this will happen.

*Note: I should comment that I have not seen it as I’m not a fan of Butler. I mainly remember hearing of the film and reading about it because Chris Cornell performed a song for the soundtrack. 

I wish it would stop sending me these “submissions” from “Tumblr staff”. Mmm, reporting about all of the Apple spam, and then as an apology we’re going to give away free iPhones if you click on the links and also publish the submission? Sounds legit.

Even if it was legit, I wouldn’t publish it because Apple. We don’t need more people with iPhones.

I can’t help but feel that had it been Bill Gates who had died, there wouldn’t be half as much sympathy.

On my Android. Fuck you Apple.

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Once again, the website is http://tiny.cc/arnazing & we're looking forward to this hopefully as much as you are!

Um. No. How wrong you were. Have you not read my posts about iPads? Tablets are the worst.

Fuck off with your Apple bullshit.