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14th February 2012 @ 15:15 [3 months ago]

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Badoo & Conversations

For those who don’t know, there is an app/website called Badoo that is essentially a dating site thing. I, along with a couple mates signed up mainly to laugh at the vast amounts of weirdos and or chavs that are signed up (this one girl took a photo of her and her friend at arms length, and in the background you could see a dude sat on the toilet having a shit).

Having said that, every now and then you do come across someone every now and then who is actually pretty and seems normal. Yesterday one of those ‘normals’ messaged me saying “hey”. She seemed pretty cute so I said hey back. Here is the conversation.

HER: hey

ME: hey

ME: what’s up?

HER: nothing just horny
*ummm, right.*

ME: heh, fair enough.

HER: can I see you nude?
*WHAT*

ME: why’d you wanna see that?

HER: cause you’re really hot! aha

HER: can you do one for me baby?

*I didn’t send her anything, for obvious reasons. I was trying to at least get some leeway first before I did, if I did. I’ve cut that part out.*

ME: how about you find a piece of paper and write “I like bananas” on it, and take a picture of it, with you in the picture.

HER: why?

ME: so I can see you are who you say you are.

HER: you’re strange. i love it.

ME: we have a deal? I’ll have something waiting if you do.

*she didn’t end up doing it*

So there we go. And girls say guys are weird! And I guess it’s true about the whole buses thing when they say 2 or more come along at once. 22 years of nowt then boom. Chicks man, chicks.

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