May 2013
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The worst thing about buying a brand new PC
is that the fucking plague that is McAfee is pre-installed.
It slows down more than it protects.
Listening to Flux Pavilion in McDonald’s. I am literally one bass drop away from starting a one man motherfucking party.
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Hardcore angry rap to start the day.
NIGGA THAT AIN’T EVEN NECESSARY!
This week will consist of:
Four days of work
Hopefully new PC and t-shirts will arrive tomorrow too
Friday off
Turn 24 on Saturday
Hopefully not be dead on Sunday
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There are certain phrases and combinations of words in the English language that don’t fill me with much faith.
One of the them is “an all-new comedy for 2013 starring Owen Wilson and Vince Vaughan!”
I went for a drive because I’m bored and now I’m only 50% sure I know where I am.
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I try to give more of a crap about film, I really do, but I’m never really interested in anything that comes out. If I am it’s never more than a ‘mehhhh’ and can’t justify spending that much to see something.
I’ve not stepped into a cinema since I stopped working in one 2 years ago.
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I don’t often get chicks sending me messages on Badoo/POF/OkCupid, but when I do…
It’s weird guys who look like meth addicts who are 10 years older than me and immediately ask to meet me, telling me they “luv slim guys” and that they “have a hse n car” and will “call for me or you can call at mine”.
Excellent.
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Couldn’t see me as Spiderman but now I’m spitting Venom.
Giggs started his career before Beckham and will finish it after him.
More things to add to the “why Giggs is and will always be better than Beckham” files.
As an indication of the day/week I’m having, yesterday I fell up the stairs on my way into work, and just now I walked into both the door and filling cabinet at the same time on my way out if the office.
Not sure how everyone else is growing up and going on proper dates like an episode of Friends or Seinfeld, whilst I’m still watching The Simpsons. Literally.
Contemplating bed at 9.30 because bored and tired. Hmph
Or send me messages instead. That’ll do.
Come to think of it, it’s been a while since I liked someone. It’s a bit boring.
Just had two simultaneous public orgasms.
One from Soundgarden in my ears.
One from the Arizona burger in McDonald’s in and around my mouth.
Seriously. That good.
Plus some girl/s totes kept looking over at me. Still got it.
This game should be renamed to Pro Evolution Soccer 2013: The No Clean Sheets Allowed Edition.
Because fuucckkkkkkkkkk.
Today was long, tiring and wet (not in the best of ways).
So I just bought myself a new PC.
Logic.
Childish Gambino though.
illusionnotatrick:
Fuck off tumblr.
Not watched himym since January and the mother has appeared on my dash twice.
No point watching it now.
Also applies to new girl, that’s been spoiled every week for me.
EVERY FUCKING NEW MOVIE
Not sure if I want Wetherspoon’s lunch or not.
1 it’s raining
2 it’s closer than McDonald’s
3 work is tough and I’ve done quite a bit and deserve it
4 its about the same price as McDonalds
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*girl has picture of her kissing her dog on the nose*
“The only person who doesn’t let me down”
NO.
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Hello, let’s pretend I don’t have a degree in computer games dev. (which in fairness wasn’t really much to do with hardware), anyone want to to give me thoughts/advice on a particular PC I’m thinking of buying?
This is what I’m thinking of getting: Acer XC600.
I originally found this in John Lewis, but found it for £100 less on eBuyer -I’ve used eBuyer before...
throughthemassofseethinghumanity asked: Aurora, Terk, Flounder
Your very Personal and Intense Disney Ask:
Aurora: Story of your first kiss
Rapunzel: 5 things from your bucket list
Dory: Something someone has told you that you can't forget (two good things and one bad)
Pocahontas: Something new you taught someone.
Mulan: Do you trust your gut feeling? What happened.
Jasmine: The story of when you had to really trust someone. Was it easy?
Belle: Is there someone you are close who no one else likes? What's the story?
Ariel: Where do you think you belong, and why?
Flounder: Something that surprised you and frightened you.
Eric: Have you ever helped a stranger? What happened.
Aladdin: A sacrifice you made for someone.
Tiana: A time you tried the hardest for something.
Boo: A childhood hero.
Cruella: Something you really want but you aren't allowed to have.
Seven Dwarfs: 7 things you like in the people around you.
Kronk: What you are best at in the kitchen?
Simba: Something a parent has taught you.
Cinderella: "A dream is a wish your heart makes" What's that for you?
Nemo: Your bravest moment.
Terk: Are you a big brother/sister figure to anyone?
Buzz: Your favourite fantasy world (aka Harry Potter, Star Wars), if any.
Alice: Done drugs?
Peter Pan: Something from your childhood that you still love.
Someone remind me this evening that I NEED to do some weights. Cheers.
First full working week since the start of April tomorrow. Ughhhhh.
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LDear ladies of Tumblr who know me but don’t know me,
Can I ask a favour? Inbox me.
(Nothing dodgy I swears.)
Cheers.
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Anonymous asked: 0, 3, 13, 18, 25, 38, 43
i know you wanna be nosy. here's your chance.
0: Height
1: Age
2: Shoe size
3: Do you smoke?
4: Do you drink?
5: Do you take drugs?
6: Age you get mistaken for
7: Have tattoos?
8: Want any tattoos?
9: Got any piercings?
10: Want any piercings?
11: Best friend?
12: Relationship status
13: Biggest turn ons
14: Biggest turn offs
15: Favorite movie
16: I’ll love you if...
17: Someone you miss
18: Most traumatic experience
19: A fact about your personality
20: What I hate most about myself
21: What I love most about myself
22: What I want to be when I get older
23: My relationship with my sibling(s)
24: My relationship with my parent(s)
25: My idea of a perfect date
26: My biggest pet peeves
27: A description of the girl/boy I like
28: A description of the person I dislike the most
29: A reason I’ve lied to a friend
30: What I hate the most about work/school
31: What my last text message says
32: What words upset me the most
33: What words make me feel the best about myself
34: What I find attractive in women
35: What I find attractive in men
36: Where I would like to live
37: One of my insecurities
38: My childhood career choice
39: My favorite ice cream flavor
40: Who I wish I could be
41: Where I want to be right now
42: The last thing I ate
43: Sexiest person that comes to my mind immediately
44: A random fact about anything
Every time, the same pub. Where there is only 2 things I like on the menu: burger & lasagne. And that time when I had the burger, it was like drinking a pint of salt. So basically, I’m having lasagne. Grrr.
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Hooray, cramp/trapped nerve in my leg! There goes my plan of walking around today!
Designed and ordered my totally rad new baseball shirt (plus 6 stickers!)! Can’t wait for it to come.
But for now, PARTAY TIME.
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I was messing about on Photoshop earlier and accidentally came up with a design I really like, like enough for it to be my next RedBubble t-shirt purchase.
When I get the chance I’m going to have to redo it in a more thorough manner so I can buy it!
Last night I finished watching Seinfeld, and the last Community is on tonight.
What now?
I feel like shit. Oh well only 4 hours left.
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To be honest, all of the Great Gatsby stuff that shows up on my dash I ignore, but people are entitled to like what they want and I’m following that person for a reason.
What I don’t like is the fucking unavoidable “sponsored posts” on the app for Gatsby. It adds no worth to my experience - and the members of Tumblr are doing a fine enough job advertising without this shit too!
Also why the...
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Today I went to the beach with some mates, got stranded by the tide and had to walk about a mile and a half along the river to the crossing point, then the same distance back along the other side to the car.
Then I had a hair cut when I got home.
I am more hair & sand than man despite already having a shower.
Now I am tired and listening to Audioslave. Good day.
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I’ve not been to a beach for about 7 years, and I’ve not been to a Welsh and/or British one in about 10 years.
BEACH TIME!
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Okay so I seemingly randomly added some random girl I don’t know and apparently have mutual friends with people I used to work with and who also has a boyfriend. I only know because accepted the friend request I didn’t send her.
