There is a difference between being a bad parker and being a bellend. #cardiff #badparking
Productive day today…
Took Malaga to the La Liga championship for the second season in a row, won the Copa Del Rey and for the first time won the Champion’s League, finishing season as top scorer 60+ goals, the most assists and as the league MVP. Then went on to win the World Cup with Italy and finish top scorer and MVP, and after all that, transfer to Real Madrid.
Legitimately saw this profile on Tinder:
"This is such a vain app"
Why are you on it then? Fuck off.
Does anyone not have tattoos?
Despite not doing anything and mostly being bored, today’s been ace and productive.
I was offered 2 interviews, and I’ve been wearing my new pants and they feel ace.
#the gaslight anthem
August should be a good month for music. I pre-ordered Royal Blood’s debut album a couple weeks ago, and I just pre-ordered The Gaslight Anthem’s new album Get Hurt (even if the album art sucks).